From the Dog
Ok, here's another funny email that I received...
Dog peeves about humans
1. Passing gas and blaming it on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A DOG, YOU NUMBSKULL!
3 . Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Woooo-Hooooooo! Oh, what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things, we both know who's boss here (you don't see me picking up your poop, do you?).
5 comments:
Hee hee hee! That's a great joke. I think it's on my blog too, but I'm not sure. Oh well. It's still a great joke!!
Yeah, that's the only bad thing about posting emails, usually someone has already posted it somewhere, but you're right... it's still a great joke!
NOPE! I think you're both wrong. I think this one is different, but what does my brain remember?
I killed myself laughing so it seemed new to me!!! ROFL
Very cute, thanks.
haha! That was Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! =D They are all so true too... =P
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